"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened"
"You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience"
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age"
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two"
Sir Norman Wisdom
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down"
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest"
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. ... “Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age"
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else"
"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter"
"They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much"
"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it"